... and we're back!

hello my internet peeps, i know it's been a while. damn, looking for roommates sucks right? I am so screwed in this area you have no idea. anyway, what up party people? i've been checking out movies from the library lately, and find that i keep not returning them, or watching them, like what's up with that? i KNOW i'll incur late fees but i dont care.... geez, i never know what to talk about here. i might retire this thing for good. so, maybe forever, adios!

Lists

So here we go. Starting the whole blog thing again. Fun times. So... imma just start off with What I know. Movies. Good movies! I love Movies. Like, a lot.... And I always find it hard to Make alist of My favorites. There's just too Damn Many! But I have a Good feeling about today. So here we go. first, some ground rules. each Category gets 12 Choices. this is because 10 is always too hard, and I have an affinity for clocks. Next: a series Counts as one Choice. You're not gonna waste away your list on trilogies (but you can specify if you want). Obviously, you have to have seen it. And one last note, it doesn't need to be a GOOD film, just a loved film. Okay. So on to the first Category: Live-Action Movies. (in no Particular order)

Live-Action Movies:

1. The Big Lebowski

2.Accepted

3. The Good the Bad the Weird

4. Reign Over Me.

5.Stardust

6.Fight Club

7. The Mask

8. The Hangover

9.Back to the Future

10. Die Hard

11. Pirates of the Caribbean

12.Indiana Jones

Runner Up: Scott Pilgrim V.S. the World

Animated Movies:

1. The Nightmare Before Christmas

2. Aladdin

3. Tarzan

4. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

5. Up

6. Monsters Inc.

7. The Road to El Dorado

8. How to Train Your Dragon

9. Kung Fu Panda

10. Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas

11. Beauty and the Beast

12.Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Runner Up: Lilo & Stitch.

Anime Movies:

1.Summer Wars

2.Onepiece: Strongworld

3.Tekkonkinkreet

4.Castle in the Sky

5.Steamboy

6.Pokemon: The Rise of Darkrai

7.Read or Die: The Movie

8.Spirited Away

9.Lupin the Thrid: The Castle of Cagliostro

10.Onepiece(the rest of the films)

11.Howl's Moving Castle

12.My Neighbor Totoro

Runner Up: Ponyo.

Live-Action Series:

1. How I Met Your Mother

2. Leverage

3. Chuck

4. The Dick Van Dyke Show

5. Freaks and Geeks

6. Seinfeld

7. The Good Guys

8. Dexter

9. Firefly

10. The X-Files

11.Supernatural

12. Doctor Who

There's No Narrowing Down TV.....Here's a bunch of stuff that's great: Las Vegas, Eureka, The Defenders, Burn Notice, Fringe, iCarly, Haven, Psych, Human Target, Warehouse 13, Greek, Monk, Community, Sherlock, Cougar Town, Arrested Development, My Name is Earl, Dead Like Me, ............... There's tons more, but I'm forcing myself to stop... FUCK!

Animated Series:

1. Adventure Time

2. Regular Show

3. Gargoyles

4. The Powerpuff Girls

5. Megas XLR

6. Avatar: The Last Airbender

7. Ducktales

8. Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

9. Talespin

10. Samurai Jack

11. Batman Beyond

12. Hey Arnold!

Runner Up: Sym-Bionic Titan, Batman: The animated Series, Justice League: Unlimited, Spectacular Spider-Man, Doug, Teen Titans, Ben 10

Anime Series:

1. Onepiece

2. Soul Eater

3. Eden of the East

4. D. Gray Man

5. Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

6. Case Closed

7. Gurren Laggan

8. FLCL: Fooly Cooly

9. Trigun

10. BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad

11. Eyesheild 21

12. Lupin the Third

Runner Up: Samurai Champloo.

Damn it..... I was doing so good at keeping to my own rules, up until I hit tv..... I just love it so much! you know? ..................whatever. i was thinking of adding a section on why i picked stuff, but imma stop now. i give up. maybe next time, maybe not. only one person reads this anyway, and i doubt he cares much.... adios!

so yeah.....

been a while man. sorry for the 2 year stoppage of whatzits and the like. anyway man, so how you been doing audience? saw this great movie called: the movie hero. damn good movie, though the ending is a bit anti climactic.....but maybe that's the point? who knows, it's a top 24 i'd say. OH! i got my website up! check it out! i'll wait for you to get back, don't worry.....

http://wadewilson.tv/

hey! welcome back! so on to other news! mmmmmmmm...... how about tv shows? this dood i know who hangs at my pad all the time, eats my food, and watches my tv, (so basically he's my own personal cosmo kramer) and lately he has become obsessed with the secret life of the american teenager...... i know, but it's his style...... any way, at least the girls are for the most part pretty cute.

but he can't even make up his mind on who's his favorite! every day he sends me a text telling me which girl is his favorite now.....

whatever. imma get back to work i think. adios audience.

a short one?

yeah, hey guys. i'm jumping right in. so like, i was singing this song, and then i sorta let it drift off. a little later i suddenly dawned upon the lyrics. like, a hidden little qualm i have with them. i guess it's a love song. whatever. but there's this one line where the guy says to this chick i guess, "i'll be everything you want, and more!" think about it man. don't you see a nice little problem in there? a perfect person is everything you want. but he's saying he's more than what she want. still with me? (if not go back and re-read, and if you still don't after that just give it up man.)so really what he's saying is, "i'm everything you want, and a bunch of stuff that you don't. deal with it." now, for what the song is going for, that's a huge hole in the lyrics. but.... isn't that what the reality is? really, aren't we all saying to whoever we're in a relationship with, i'm a lot of what you want, and a lot you don't? if you aren't saying that, then you're either kidding yourself, or one of you is just settling out of sad sad desperation. so i leave you with this advise. probably the best you've heard in a while, i don't know. but here it is: DEAL WITH IT.

change the aztec ratio!

so i was hanging out with this girl the other day. i was funny and charming, and we talked a good deal, and i gave her my number so she could text me or call me or whatever. sh'e cool and all that.
but how do i know if she considered it a date? it was a non-date date. that's right folks, and although it was a good time, how should i view this person? as a potential girlfriend? like a vice girlfriend? no a vice-girlfriend is someone who likes you and wants to date you, but has chosen to just wait until you break off your current relationship til they pounce. till then they'll just be your friend. good friends. but i don't want to get stuck in the friend zone, and neither of us have a significant other or anything. so what to do?

really i already know what's gonna happen. well, to an extent. assuming she calls me, then we'll continue hanging out and i'll be curiouser and curiouser until one of us makes a move. that's the extent. sounds like a plan! yeah!

yeah. well, with my luck it'll be non-good for me outcome. maybe i'll just ask her out on a date with clarification, rather than what i happened. it went something like this: hey, wanna see a movie? which one? i was thinking this one. yes. you want i should pick you up? or should i meet you there? you'll get lost. it's like a maze out here. so, meet in front of the theater? okay, you sure? yeah. okay, i should be there around 9:30, but i'll most likely be late. yeah, that's you. i remember. see you there!

so that's how it went. sorry. eye tal iss sized was all funky. of course with my luck, this girl is in the extremely small viewing audience of this blog, and now it's all over for me. but anyways.

on a similar note....similar? that's not right... related! it's related. on a related note, i find that i'm a better wingman than i am a pilot. but that's the way it goes i guess. i assume it's from all the movies and television i watch, just interpreted correctly, adjusted for reality and put to good use in the right order. or maybe it's just experience from my many past failures. or even still, it might be just plain natural, a stem from my creativity. and you guys remember what i say about creativity, right?

creativity is like putting your weiner on the table, and having someone say: HEY! that looks like a penis, only smaller.

and boom goes the dynamite.

you know a friend of mine is always telling me i should be a stand up comedian, and as it just popped into my head, lets think on that for just a queery's worth of a moment, now why do they have to be stand up comics? why they gotta stand there huh? i wanna be a sit-down comic. you know? or like maybe a walk around comic, but that's what dane cook is right? although i do dig his style. i dunno it was just something i thought about. i think about a lot of stuff. most of it's just as important as this, so, not at all. in the grand scheme of things. hey, that's kind of off too right? like, who's scheme is it? god's? cause that sounds pretty shady right? does god have this like, grand ocean's eleven scheme goin on, but it's more like god's 60 billion or whatever? that there, that sounds fishy. im just picturing this giant guy up there in the universe peeking over the top of his cards at the earth, i mean, we don't even know we're playing you know? i dunno. i like life. it can get really effen boring and stuff, and a lot of what i want to be here isn't, but it's still pretty good. yeah. well i guess i should start to wrap up or something. yah know it's unfortunate .... wow, i just forgot where that sentence was going. ah well, i guess that me forgeting what was unfortunate can be whats unfortunate. it feels like, i dunno. sort of like im in some kind of daze or something. maybe i should get myself out of it, class starts in a little over half an hour. dood, can you imagine if our four fathers had planted like, red woods everywhere. like the really ginat ones, and then we just like, empty out the center and that would be how we made our buildings? i can, it seems sort of ridiculous. but then like, grass could be everywhere, and like everyone would ride mountain bikes everywhere, instead of cars. and animals would probly thrive more, and you'd probly run across bears and stuff a lot more. you know, the premise isnt so bad. i was like thinkin, like, fires would be devastating to the city, but then i realized, yeah, they kinda alread are right? so whats the difference? i guess, theyd hit harder. whatever. you know what else? what if the nazis won? wouldnt that be like really suckish? like madly true lee, it would be bad, but if it was like, the norm, most would just go with it. the majority would be like i dunno think about it. but now, what if america was still british? like, washington and them died and we were still british. doesn't sound so bad. at least we'd all have those incredible accents. and europe wouldn't hate us so much. we'd be missing a lot of hollywood though. and uh, hmmmmm i had more OH! no real cowboys. that'd be like not good. im more of a pirate guy myself, but still. ah well. i'm tired and im gonna head out of this lie berry and go up to whatever room my class is in. a'ight. latez yo!

holla!

so right now i imed someone who doesnt care enough about me to remember what my screen name is. so now i've decided to take upon myself the grand role of mysterious stranger. i'm still trying to convince her to answer me back and say more than i'm not going to talk to someone i dont know. i asked her if it really mattered, and she said it to0tally does! and i asked if she thought maybe i'm her hated enemy, but she didnt answer. i said i'll take that as a yes then, and she said she won't talk to someone she doesn't know, so i told her her name and her brother's name and some of her hobbies and such, but she didnt respond. so now im thinking ill just do the talking and maybe shell join in. who knows? truth is i always found her kinda sort cute. but my relationship with her brother always stopped me. that and the whole me not thinking she cared whatsoever about me at all. like, period. which is why i wont tell her who i am. because this has happened before, a couple times. god her memory sucks. anyway, she always refuses to answer. makes me feel bad. especially on a day that everyone online either signs off or totally doesnt respond. maybe their away from their computers. maybe theyre not though. yeah. makes yah feel bad doesn't it? well, whatever. but you know what? i've decided i need to get some new friends. you know why? because none of my friends ever call me. well, one does. and i'm pretty damn sure that he's the only one who actually reads this blog, which i always say isn't about being read, it's about being written, but come on. why put it out there if you don't want it read, right? why do i always have to be the one to call everyone to hang out, huh? i'm never invited to go hang out with people. well extremely rarely. i actually have two friends that call, it's just that the one calls a lot, and the other calls every so often. but it's totally rick diculous! that's right! it's become so ridiculous that it deserves a fuckin name. i'm always over looked when it's time to throw a party, even if i'm there when the friend is planning it. and do i ever get a call back? no! hell, my roommate threw a fucking party in out apartment, on her half of the place, and i wasn't invited. i just played games all night and finally got someone over there at like 4 in the morning or so, later to only find out that theyre only my friend because they pity me, which is stupid, because that's the only pity moment in our time together that should be on my side of the pity table. her life sucks. she looks like a dood for god sakes man! and seriously! why don't people just outrightly like me? i like everyone else right away, but aparently its completely not a mutual feeling because most people hate my guts like, within seconds of meeting me. actually, scratch that. i know people who don't even know me that hate my guts. fuck! how unfair is that? you know, i think i'm gonna start giving everyone a reason to hate me. you know? maybe be honest with what i think of them all the time right? hold on, i forgot about the stupid i m i was doing....

yeah, so i told her off. fuckin stuck up bitch. thats the problem with the world. everyone either thinks theyre better than everyone else, or they want to be. hell. even me. i wanna be an actor. which is like the quintescential better than every one else group of people. them and rock stars. even if you think youre a fuckin saint, your not. no one is. but thats just life.

holy shit.

telling her off made her talk to me. now shes guessing who i am.... wow.

my mood just changed. cuz like. i dunno. im answering her questions to help her guess. she gave up. and i said, "well then i guess im staying the suave man of mystery." oh! but the game continues! my age has come into question.hey! and another lady logged back on~! she guessed it. when i gave her a big ass hint. so yeah. i think i just wiggled my way into a new friend mayhaps. anywayz, i guess ill blog again relatively soon. i adios muchachos y muchachas!