and boom goes the dynamite.

you know a friend of mine is always telling me i should be a stand up comedian, and as it just popped into my head, lets think on that for just a queery's worth of a moment, now why do they have to be stand up comics? why they gotta stand there huh? i wanna be a sit-down comic. you know? or like maybe a walk around comic, but that's what dane cook is right? although i do dig his style. i dunno it was just something i thought about. i think about a lot of stuff. most of it's just as important as this, so, not at all. in the grand scheme of things. hey, that's kind of off too right? like, who's scheme is it? god's? cause that sounds pretty shady right? does god have this like, grand ocean's eleven scheme goin on, but it's more like god's 60 billion or whatever? that there, that sounds fishy. im just picturing this giant guy up there in the universe peeking over the top of his cards at the earth, i mean, we don't even know we're playing you know? i dunno. i like life. it can get really effen boring and stuff, and a lot of what i want to be here isn't, but it's still pretty good. yeah. well i guess i should start to wrap up or something. yah know it's unfortunate .... wow, i just forgot where that sentence was going. ah well, i guess that me forgeting what was unfortunate can be whats unfortunate. it feels like, i dunno. sort of like im in some kind of daze or something. maybe i should get myself out of it, class starts in a little over half an hour. dood, can you imagine if our four fathers had planted like, red woods everywhere. like the really ginat ones, and then we just like, empty out the center and that would be how we made our buildings? i can, it seems sort of ridiculous. but then like, grass could be everywhere, and like everyone would ride mountain bikes everywhere, instead of cars. and animals would probly thrive more, and you'd probly run across bears and stuff a lot more. you know, the premise isnt so bad. i was like thinkin, like, fires would be devastating to the city, but then i realized, yeah, they kinda alread are right? so whats the difference? i guess, theyd hit harder. whatever. you know what else? what if the nazis won? wouldnt that be like really suckish? like madly true lee, it would be bad, but if it was like, the norm, most would just go with it. the majority would be like i dunno think about it. but now, what if america was still british? like, washington and them died and we were still british. doesn't sound so bad. at least we'd all have those incredible accents. and europe wouldn't hate us so much. we'd be missing a lot of hollywood though. and uh, hmmmmm i had more OH! no real cowboys. that'd be like not good. im more of a pirate guy myself, but still. ah well. i'm tired and im gonna head out of this lie berry and go up to whatever room my class is in. a'ight. latez yo!