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so i was hanging out with this girl the other day. i was funny and charming, and we talked a good deal, and i gave her my number so she could text me or call me or whatever. sh'e cool and all that.
but how do i know if she considered it a date? it was a non-date date. that's right folks, and although it was a good time, how should i view this person? as a potential girlfriend? like a vice girlfriend? no a vice-girlfriend is someone who likes you and wants to date you, but has chosen to just wait until you break off your current relationship til they pounce. till then they'll just be your friend. good friends. but i don't want to get stuck in the friend zone, and neither of us have a significant other or anything. so what to do?

really i already know what's gonna happen. well, to an extent. assuming she calls me, then we'll continue hanging out and i'll be curiouser and curiouser until one of us makes a move. that's the extent. sounds like a plan! yeah!

yeah. well, with my luck it'll be non-good for me outcome. maybe i'll just ask her out on a date with clarification, rather than what i happened. it went something like this: hey, wanna see a movie? which one? i was thinking this one. yes. you want i should pick you up? or should i meet you there? you'll get lost. it's like a maze out here. so, meet in front of the theater? okay, you sure? yeah. okay, i should be there around 9:30, but i'll most likely be late. yeah, that's you. i remember. see you there!

so that's how it went. sorry. eye tal iss sized was all funky. of course with my luck, this girl is in the extremely small viewing audience of this blog, and now it's all over for me. but anyways.

on a similar note....similar? that's not right... related! it's related. on a related note, i find that i'm a better wingman than i am a pilot. but that's the way it goes i guess. i assume it's from all the movies and television i watch, just interpreted correctly, adjusted for reality and put to good use in the right order. or maybe it's just experience from my many past failures. or even still, it might be just plain natural, a stem from my creativity. and you guys remember what i say about creativity, right?

creativity is like putting your weiner on the table, and having someone say: HEY! that looks like a penis, only smaller.