mr. howard eats pants.

it's true, he does. and it's unfortunate. very. yeah. so. how y'all been? goooooooooooooooood? well i'm sorry to hear that. your mom never mentioned. oh, umm, i uh, promised her i wouldn't tell you. oh! subject change. i'm not dead. i'm glad you're so F. N. estatic. (he says in his best teenaged sarcastic voice) don't all jump up and aplaud at once. ugh! did you guys here? well then scrape that crud out of your ear and listen up! trix now has a new flavor called... take a guess. wrong again! it's "OMG orange". yes i'm serious. how sad is that? i mean i'm sorta depressed with our exosintialism we call the current way of life we have goin here. damn. you called me on it. you are so right, i have no idea what exostintialism means. none what-so-ever. i'm sure i did at some point. mmmm. so. seriously, the current state of the animation industry makes me very sad. and i'm fairly certain i know the gosh darned cause. so here you go. it's all those stupid parents that are all uptight and also unfortunately, wound way too tight. they think if they can't control everything in their child's life they'll fail or some B.S. little do they know that they are actually ruining their kids lives. and slowly but surely, the entertainment of everyone elses. and you know what the final staws are? they messed with something that didn't deserve it. sesame street. not animation, but still. they made oscar the grouch, no longer a grouch, and the cookie monster addicted to healthy crap like celery! i call shinanagins upon this! do you know what you've done to me? i no longer wake up early on saturday mornings! do you know what that's like for a morning person? it is NOT pleasant. it ruins the whole day. damn you all to something not pleasnt! not pleasant at ALL!!!!! another group of people that this goes double for is the damn suits in charge of what gets on the T.V. not keeping anything good, and letting this crap happen in the first place, and even worse! C-O-N-T-I-N-U-E! that's continue for those of you whom can not spell. UGH! i'm angry. no more typing. see you tomarrow.